Ryder's directions

When I told Ryder I was looking up directions to a new park, he told me he knew how to get there: "Down Main Street, turn left, past Costco, past Target, past two hound dogs, then (if we don't go past anything else except a moving van) we'll be there in 10 minutes." First of all, we don't go anywhere on "Main Street." Second, I'm not sure what the hound dogs are about. That's just weird. And the moving van? I have no idea what it's all about, but it sure is funny.